OHAI BESTIE.
OHAI BESTIE.
“That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special! You just… GRAB that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.”
Thanks, Internet! Randy looks a lot like Tony Curtis. I feel as though a great weight has been lifted.
This is Randy. Randy works at Kleinfeld, the bridal boutique featured on TLC’s Say Yes to the Dress. I have a problem with Randy. Randy has been bothering me for months. (@zolora, @aedison, and @clapifyoulikeme can attest to this.) Because Randy looks like someone and I don’t know who.
Who does Randy look like?
As always, my desperate need to be included pops up. I like to think I’m cuddling with zolora and Daniel.
I like to think that I am lower-right-hand square on The Hollywood Squares.
Picture? What pic—OHHH.
Sure, sure, the mockup’s a little amateurish, but the concept is fucking solid.
OMG NO IT WASN’T
I’ve been trying to download a 7GB file on my unbelievably slow connection for sixteen hours now. Safari has crashed four times. I was going to see if I could get a toot out of that, so I opened Safari again after the fourth crash, restarted the download (why should resuming work, after all?), and did a quick Google to double-check the Peter-denying-Jesus reference I had in mind.
Whereupon Safari crashed and I decided that nothing would ever be funny again.
Oh, Tony Danza. Sorry.
